THEMES THAT YOU LIKE
On a steady diet of soda pop and Ritalin, no one ever died for my sins in Hell, as far as I can tell.

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

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22. April 2014

  • smoke all day
  • just drink tea and the occasional 95 cal beer
  • take ALL THE PILLS
  • walk when you’re not EXHAUSTED
  • never, ever eat
  • never, ever eat
  • never, ever eat

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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